- The Sun came out today.
- There is no snow.
- I’m wearing the boots I love rather than the sensible shoes that don’t slip on ice.
- I am only wearing two jumpers.
- I am not wearing long johns.
- I am warm.
- I know what’s wrong with my book.
- I can fix it.
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Reasons to be Cheerful
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Bla bla Bla BLURB too
Here’s your chance to vote! These are the two blurbs for The Wrong Stuff… Which do you like best? Blurb A, Blurb B or a combination of both. Oh and there’s a free e-book of The Wrong Stuff – in whatever format you like – or a set of snurd post cards for whoever my cat picks from those who comment… phew that was a complicated sentence but I’m sure you get the drift.
<strong>BLURB A</strong>
<em>The Pan of Hamgee is not your average knight in shining armour. Sure he has escaped from police custody and switched realities. Yes he has foiled Lord Vernon’s attempt to kidnap Ruth, the Chosen One; but – a small technicality – he’s completely wrecked her life.
Ruth is unimpressed. Being pursued by Lord Vernon is bad enough. Now, thanks to The Pan, she’s on the run. Unless she can find the Candidate, the person who chose her, and persuade him to pick someone else, her life is gone forever. But the Candidate is in hiding and no-one knows where.
Cast adrift in an alien reality and harried by Lord Vernon The Pan knows he must help Ruth to find the Candidate. Fast. Before Lord Vernon finds her. But it’s complicated. Ruth is the woman of The Pan’s dreams but according to the Prophecies it’s the Candidate who will be the man of her’s. Can he bring himself to unite them?</em>
<strong>BLURB B</strong>
<em>The Pan of Hamgee has escaped from police custody, switched realities and foiled Lord Vernon’s attempt to kidnap Ruth, the Chosen One. Not a bad day’s work, he thinks.
However, Ruth thinks otherwise. Being pursued by Lord Vernon is bad enough. Now, thanks to The Pan, she’s on the run. Unless she can find the Candidate, the person who chose her, and persuade him to pick someone else, her life is destroyed forever. But the Candidate is in hiding and no-one knows where.
Cast adrift in an alien reality and harried by Lord Vernon, The Pan knows he must help Ruth, the woman of his dreams, to find the Candidate, who is prophesied to be the man of hers. And he must do it fast. Before Lord Vernon finds her. But can he bring himself to unite them? </em>
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101 things you never knew about publishing, number 53
In Britain, books are normally launched on a Thursday. Hmm… you learn something new every day.
With the in-laws staying I’ve had to put my launch back so it’s no longer July, now but furnished with this new knowledge, the revised launch date is September 30th.
So there you go.
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