Archives

Hello everyone, archives, by special request!

• History …
• Happy Easter
• Happy endings
• Let’s do something positive for Lent
• And this too shall pass …
• Wank
• Happy 2026! I think …
• Jump, you bugger! Jump!
• Did I eat that? Yes I did!
• What in the name of Pete …?
• The best of times
• I still aitn’t dead.
• Living the dream … as always
• Thoughts …
• In which MTM is a cockwomble, just for a change …
• Bite me …
• A kick-up the arse-starter
• The gap between intention and delivery …
• I bore you about the aurora borealis and also bang on about other things …
• Hello again, hello …
• The end … or … is it the beginning?
• General wittering … and cars
• Life laundry and other adventures
• More wittering…
• Stuff
• Meh.
• Let’s try kindness…
• Stones …
• Indie Writers Book Fair (Huntingdon) and a catch up
• Respite and random thoughts about faith…
• A very unwelcome conundrum …
• This week I have mostly been … a bit of a twat.
• Eyebomb, Therefore I Am: new book release
• Aftermath …
• The end …
• This week I have been mostly …
• Balls … all of it.
• Modern life is rubbish!
• Eyebomb … everything. Publishing news.
• Let’s talk about pigeons …
• We’re not at home to Mr Cockup. Oh no, no, no, no.
• Coronated … and some
• Come with me on a journey through my exciting life!
• The chaos fairies … just for a smecking change
• Discombobulation … is the name of the game
• 2022 in Focus, career version
• In retrospect …
• Enjoy yourself …
• Compassion … so fucking underrated
• Stuff happened … I even remembered some
• All the things … so many things …
• Self Care, Hospital Care, Dementia Care
• The dementia life sentence …
• Siberian hamsters and other alarums and excursions …
• And his mummy cried …
• Spigotry …
• Still hanging in there …
• Weird things …
• This week I have mostly been … poisoning myself.
• Oh shit … warning: venting ahead.
• Fucks given? Zero. And a book review
• Deserted landmarks and empty milestones …
• This week I am mostly … wittering
• The Chaos Fairies are back … the little bastards.
• It is accomplished
• Happy New Year … briefly.
• Here’s a Christmas Easter Egg …
• I ai’tn’t dead … honest.
• Licensed to chill …
• Adventures … many of them.
• There was an old lady who swallowed a fly …
• Urgh! Just kill me now …
• Dreams, weirdness and …
• Yikes …
• Best foot forward …
• Interesting times
• In brief …
• MTM Fails at modern life …
• Birthdays and some inane wittering
• Floating aimlessly
• Life in plastic is fantastic …
• Let’s talk about THINGS!
• An incredibly witty title that will entice visitors to my site
• Unicorn farts and other sundry ephemora
• Arnold’s snot!
• Another fine mess I’ve got me into …
• Ouch …
• Tuesday treat: A literary giant visits …
• Small wins …
• Had I but world enough, and time …
• And finally …
• Thinness, lacklustreness and bling …
• So much cobblers …
• That was … a hell of a week.
• Well! There’s a thing …
• Dunce hats on casa McGuire … yes, once again #youstillcantfixstupid
• What? More twattery? #youcantfixstupid
• There is no end to my unending twattery.
• We’re not at home to Mr Cock-up … Ah. It seems I’ve just told a lie.
• Ouch. Post surgery blues … they come to us all