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Eyebomb, Therefore I Am: new book release

Yep! You read that correctly, I, M T (writes at a speed which compares unfavourably with continental drift) McGuire have a new book out. This book.

Illustration of eyebombing to show what it is

Eyebomb, Therefore I Am

Currently it is available, with perks, on Kickstarter, until 22nd February and will roll out to other retailers and my own store in a few months. Although, to be honest, by the time I’ve given Ingram/Amazon a cut, the cataloguing people at Betram’s or Gardeners a cut, and the book store a cut, it will cost about £50 a copy from anywhere else, whereas I can sell it at £30 on Kickstarter or my shop and still ‘lose’ some of the postage costs in there along the way so that even the Antipodeans only have to pay about half £10-£15 (£5-£8 if they go for the hardback or purchase the softback with other things).

Yeh, I nearly did …

Here’s some more about it:

Eyebomb, Therefore I Am

Everything’s a bit grim right now isn’t it? So if you’re looking for something to lighten life up a bit, if you want to grace your home, or your coffee table, with something classy-but-funny, light-yet-cutting-edge; something joyously humorous but at the same time, sort of deep. Here’s a book that might be your thing. It’s about street art. Eyebombing, to be exact.

Picture of an eyebombed scaffolding guard at an art exhibion

Yeh that is a Banksey behind there …

Eyebombing is the art, if that’s the right word, of sticking googly eyes onto inanimate objects to give them a personality and raise a smile. See above, and below. I think you may all know this. I’ve forgotten how much I’ve talked about eyebombing on my blog, or not. I know I’ve banged on about it pretty much endlessly on Facebook and Instagram but …

Anyway, if who know my imprint, HUP, or me, you will, at least, know that I illustrate a lot of my social media and blog posts with eyebombing pictures like this:

Picture of air freshener canister eyebombed For years people have been asking me to do a photo book.

Doing a book involved learning a lot of new stuff (like Desktop Publishing) which was a bit daunting. It would also be really expensive (see earlier paragraph) so there wasn’t really much point that I could see. As a result, for almost as many years, about ten to be precise, I ignored peoples’ frequent requests to do a photobook. But people kept on asking, so now I’ve given in, if only to shut them up. Eyebomb, Therefore I Am is the result. Here it is …

And here it is again. This time, with cat for scale, because I didn’t have a banana to hand.

Sniff test passed

Eyebomb, Therefore I Am is my first photo-book. It’s a deluxe 21cm x 21cm (8.5” x 8.5”) hardback containing over 120 images taken my own personal collection of more than 4,000 photos. It’s a bit mad but then … for those of you who read this blog regularly and know me, that should come as absolutely no surprise whatsoever. You will also be unsurprised to learn that the Kickstarter actually started on 7th February and runs until 22nd Feb and I’ve only got round to mentioning it now.

In my defence, I hadn’t got round to writing a blog post in advance, and I was interring both parents in a part of Sussex that is startlingly free of any internet or mobile phone coverage last Saturday so it kind of slipped my mind. More on that story … next week.

Interring the old dears …

As you know, the last couple of years have been quite worrying and my writing muse was having a go slow. When it threw a loop, eyebombing is how I solved my need for creativity; tiny, cheeky, sanity-saving acts of micro creation. No matter how burned out and miserable I was, it was straightforward enough to stick a couple of googly eyes to something and snap a quick photo. Also, there was the added thing that it might make someone laugh and even though I wouldn’t see, that gave me a little buzz.

Picture of an ornate frame with eyes stuck on it so it looks like father Christmas

Oh ho ho

So, yeh. With things really stacking up over the last year, it seemed a good time to have a go at this book because it’s a different kind of creativity. One I actually still had.

Oooh and here’s the blurb!

Eyebomb, Therefore I Am

Step into a realm where inanimate objects come to life and a simple pair of googly eyes holds the power to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary. This book invites you to immerse yourself in the whimsical and hilarious world of eyebombing; the art of sticking googly eyes on unsuspecting inanimate items to unleash the joy within.

As you turn each page, you’ll find yourself smiling at the quirky personalities that emerge from everyday articles ranging from lampposts and traffic signs to automatic hand dryers and even dinner. The juxtaposition of the ordinary and the unusual challenges societal norms, reminding us to embrace new or different things, and look for humour in the unlikeliest of places.

Whether you’re a fan of street art, a lover of comedy, or are simply seeking a joyous escape from the mundane, this photo book is sure to leave you grinning from ear to ear. You might even end up stashing a pack of googly eyes in your own pockets and having a go at eyebombing yourself.

So there we go. If you think you’d like to have a look feel free to go here to investigate further: Eyebomb, Therefore I Am on Kickstarter

And yes! OMG! It’s embedded it, Mwahaharhgh! You can watch the vid! What a scream!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hamgee/eyebomb-therefore-i-am-a-photo-book-of-funny-street-art?ref=1sxan3

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And now for something completely different … #eyebombing #eyebombthereforeiam

Eyebombing: the art of spreading googly joy

Saddled as we are with a thoroughly grim world landscape right now I thought everyone could do with a bit of cheering up. So it occurred to me that it would be fun to start a group about one of my favourite hobbies, eyebombing, possibly with a view to doing a book later on … if it goes well.

Eyebombing is the art, if that’s the right word, of adding googly eyes to inanimate objects to give them a personality. When I write, I love putting obscure jokes in my books; things that only a handful of people will get. Eyebombing has that exact same appeal. If I stick googly eyes on something, odds are only about one in ten people will see it. It’s a secret joke between a tiny and exclusive club of eagle-eyed, uber-noticing folks.

And it’s a little bit naughty …

and I’m not meant to …

and yet, it’s mostly harmless.

And it’s a lot more interesting than running through wheat fields! (Sorry, bit of British political humour there, although, to give her her due, running through wheat is a lot more outrageous than it sounds, she’d have got a proper bollocking from the farmer if he’d caught her.)

Eyebombing is something I’ve been doing since before McMini was born. Over the years I have built up a sizeable library of photographs. Looking at them with a couple of friends, the other day, they said, ‘why on earth don’t you do a book about this?’

So the long term project will, indeed, be to produce a book on eyebombing. But it will be a long ride because this is something that only, really, works in print, and as a result, it means that not only will it be a more expensive sell but I’ll also have to try and flog it to book shops and funny only sells there at Christmas which means I’ll have to work on the book all this year, get it ready to promote next spring – because book stores choose their Christmas funny in about March. Then I will launch it, officially, in October 2018.

To fund stock, editing and design I am toying with the idea of a crowdfunding campaign. If I do that, I can give backers their copy this year, a whole year before release, and sell any left over pre release copies at the Bury Christmas Fayre – if I get a stall this year – or keep them until next year.

Royal Mail being what it is, the postage outside the UK will probably cost slightly more than the book and the crowdfunding thing may not work. So I may have to get a ‘proper’ publisher. However, for now I’m setting up a group to share pictures, both mine and I’m hoping other folks will post their eyebombs too. It’s just something I thought I’d do and if it adds ‘social proof’ to applications to publishers, or my efforts to sell the book to bookshops, jolly dee. Going forward, if I do have to mount a crowdfunding campaign, am hoping folks in the group will share the link as much as possible.

If you want to follow the fun …

If any of these kinds of japes appeal to you, and you think eyebombing would amuse you, I’d be delighted if you joined me.

To follow the development of the book, not to mention any eyebombing activities undertaken, there are three ways you can keep up with it all online.

If you want to join in …

If you already have a packet of googly eyes burning a hole in your pocket are welcome to join in; posting your own photos, chatting about eyebombing and generally shooting the breeze on the very nascent – I formed it just a couple of weeks ago – EyebombThereforeIam facebook group. You can find that here:

Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/369964093397829

Here are those links again:

Follow on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eyebombtheschoolrun/
Follow on facebook: https://fb.me/eyebombthereforeiam
Join the Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/369964093397829
Join the Eyebombthereforeiam e-mail Newsgroup here http://www.subscribepage.com/eyebomb

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